The NC Senate decide to wrap the uteri of the state’s female citizens in a flag of oppression today by sneaking an anti-abortion bill onto a bill designed to protect naturalized citizens against foreign laws: for example, Sharia law.
Take a moment to really chew on the rancid irony of a pre-Independence Day Christian-law-based amendment shoved into an Anti-Sharia Law.
While you try and identify the flavors bursting on your tongue…
Did you know:
Check out this gem, quoted from House Bill 694 :
Teaches that a mutually faithful monogamous heterosexual relationship in the context of marriage is the best lifelong means of avoiding sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV/AIDS.
Only between the lily-white sheets of your marital bed (and oh, they defined that one for us, too) should naked parts touch each other. If unmarried people touch naked parts they will get herpes and die.
State Bill 132 will add the following to G.S.115C‑81:
The instruction program shall include information about the preventable causes of preterm birth, including induced abortion as a cause of preterm birth in subsequent pregnancies.
Other prevention measures like access to affordable prenatal care? We aren’t worried about that kind of nonsense in NC.
3. No abortions and you’d better hope that that the roulette wheel of genetics and/or the zero information you get about prenatal care doesn’t result in any sort of development delays. Because if you aren’t sitting at 130% of the federal poverty level, you’ll not be getting any of that state-supported pre-K. Good luck with affording a private pre-k program.
Oh, and don’t you dare get pregnant then lose your job. Because we ain’t gonna pay you no unemployment money.
I can’t wait for August’s report: “In breaking news, McCrory’s administration cut unemployment by a gazillion percent!”
Must have been all that focus on job creation. Ahem.
Well, NC lawmakers, Spock is not impressed and neither am I.